Monday, 31 August 2009
Sunday, 30 August 2009
The best scene to appear in a film?
The entire scene from the surprise appearance of the Batman to the Joker being interrogated just shines with brillance. The acting skills of Heath Ledger as the Joker is outstanding, from the occassional mouth licking to the sheer insanity and loss of fear the character expresses, which shows extremely well in this scene. The dialogue between the Joker and Batman is also an excellent example of batter between the main hero and villain in a film, as the Joker gains the uphand over the Batman by causing him to lose his temparement, despite the fact that is the one trapped in prison with seemingly no means of escape.
Another great contribution to the scene is the music theme in the background during this scene, which appears throughout the film whenever the Joker appears and acts as the Joker's theme. The scene at first starts off in silence and the music gradually builds up in the scene from the moment when Batman appears, with the sound of echoing drums in the background, to when Batman starts getting impatient with the Joker, when a high pitched screeching sound is all that can heard apart from the dialogue, which effectively adds to the tension of the scene, draws the viewer in and gives the scene a claustrophic atmosphere.
This scene also has the most chilling moment in the entire film, when it is made clear to the viewer, and to Batman, that the Joker has absolutely no fear and that Batman can't not threaten him with anything, which makes him one of the most dangerous and mysterious villian to ever appear in a film. Well, that's enough from me, here is the amazing scene in all its glory. Enjoy! :)
Cheeky Lamby
xxxx
Thursday, 20 August 2009
The new future of search engines?
These problems may soon become a thing of the past thanks to the new search engine (if you want to call it that), WolframAlpha, which I came across thanks to the technologic programme, Click, which is produced by the BBC. This search engine is designed to give facts about anything you type into the query box, and when I say facts I mean many many facts. The search engine itself is still under development at the moment as there quite a few queries that produce blank results, which will hopefully be ironed out in the future, but the site despite this has some pretty amazing features.
For example whenever you type a date into the database, it gives almost everything you would want to know about that day, from what time the sun set that day to how many days have occured between that day and the present. When you type in a city it gives it's current population, it's location and nearest major cities, and when you type in a name it gives you it's popularity, popularity by year and how many living people are estimated to have that name at present. If you type in two cities or two names together it also automatically compares them for you, e.g. by giving you the distance between the two cities and a graph showing the difference in popularty of the two names over the course of history.
There are also many other features that the search engine can perform. When you type in Hello, it talks back to you (but don't expect a long conversation), typing in "To be or not to be?" produces the rest of the quote instantly, and when you put in a query stating your age, sex and nationality, it tells you how much you count for the total population in the world. Fancy stuff!
Tuesday, 11 August 2009
Harry Potter and The Half-Attempted Film
Harry Potter and the Half Blood follows on from the last film left off, as Harry Potter and friends once again travel to Hogwarts to face new challenges not just in education (and relationships) but against the ever growing power of Lord Voldemort in the Wizarding World. In the sixth film things have become much darker as the influence of Lord Voldemort grows stronger and stronger as he hatches an evil plan, things have become more complex as feelings between the major film characters begin to fully emerge, and Harry longs to discover the identity of the mysterious Half Blood Prince whoms guides Harry in his potions classes. Would Lord Voldemort prevail in his task or would Harry Potter and his chums once again save the day?
I myself was looking forward to the realease of the sixth Harry Potter film as the sixth book was one of my favourite of the whole serious, mainly as the characters start reaching adulthood and the love between Ron and Hermione, Harry and Ginny is one of the main plots running through the book (as well as the shocking death of ......... and the development in character of the culprit). I also believed that if the film was done right it had the potential to be the best film in the series yet and the best film of the year, due to the amazing script that could be adapted from the novel.
The film however did not meet my expectations and was not what I had hoped for at all. In my opinion the plot just seemed to stratch the surface of detail and accuracy that was present in the book, and seemed only to focus on the relationships between the characters with only parts of the story being squashed in at certain points of the film. The acting skills of Daniel Radcliffe were about as wooden as his wand, and Rupert Grint was only slighty better (although I believe both of them were not given a part that enabled them to show off more of their acting talents). Emma Watson, who in my opinion has always been the better actor out of the main three actors, however made up for the other two by giving another good and consistent performance.
One character's development who I believe really shone through was Draco Malfoy, as portrayed by Tom Felton, as the gradually decline in Malfoy's sanity was excellently protrayed by Tom and the film's script. The scene where Draco and Harry fight in the toilets was one of the best scenes in the film, as it was eye pleasing, contained good acting and was shot perfectly. (To read more about this scene in another blog I have written go to http://cheekylamby.blogspot.com/2009/09/analysis-of-scene-harry-vs-draco-with.html). It is a pity however that there weren't more scenes like this in the film, and I think this scene is proof that the most developed child actor in the Harry Potter films is Tom Felton by far.
The film seemed to just focus on the tumours and happiness of the growing relationships between the characters in the film, and the story of fighting Lord Voldemort was treated like a second less important storyline. I admit that I did want the film to have a heavy focus on the development between the characters, as it was perhaps my favourite plotline in the book, but on the other hand I think the film emphaised it too much, and as a result made it a film that was more targeted to teenagers than family viewers. The part of Lavendar, don't even get me started. The actress who portrayed her was good don't get me wrong, but she was more like some who had escaped out of a mental institution (or even Askaban for that matter) and freaked me out a little too much.
Humour in the sixth film seemed non-existent in comparison to the other films, and the joke where Harry says "But I am the chosen one!" had been played so often on TV and film trailers that by the time I saw it on screen it had lost its effect and only a few people in the cinema laughed at this point. The magical ability for Harry's Scar to magicially disappear and reappear during shots also perplexed me. There was also a big buildup before the film's release about the kissing scene between Ron and Hermione, which as far as I am aware never happened!
During the course of the film many hints were also given to the upcoming events of the seventh and final film, some of which I think were good to add and others I think should have been left out all together. The scene where Harry touches a Horcrux in Dumbledore's office effectively gives a hint to a major plotline in Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (which I will not reveal just in case some people still don't know how the story ends), and in my opinion was nesscary in the film.
I think the hints to Snape's true alliance (which is revealed in book seven) however were unesscary, because due to the book giving no hints to the readers the revelation of whose side Snape has been on since the beginning has a greater impact and shock factor on the reader. The final now will not have this impact. The film also hints to the future clash between Harry and Ron in terms of the relationships in the group, as references to the possibilty of Harry and Hermonine being more than just friends are made in the film (even by Dumbledore which was a bit weird), which plays an important part in the plot of Harry Potter seven.
To conclude Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince was nevertheless a good and enjoyable film to see in the cinema, despite a few flaws here and there and what felt like a half attempted film overall. The film however for me did not live up to its expectations and failed to dazzle me (which I had sincerely hoped it would), and in my opinion Harry Potter 6 was not the film of Summer 2009 (although it turns out it made the most money than any other film out this summer and in the entire year so far - interesting). Better luck next time for Harry Potter Seven guys.
Stay Happy, Cheeky Lamby
xxx
Monday, 10 August 2009
Accurate Banter
Kieran: "You didn't said you were black"
Maria: "I knew it"
Kieran: "I would a thought it worth mentioning"
Maria: "Why's he drinking so fast I said to myself, because he's obviously got something to say. Something that he can't say sombre because he lacks the balls to say it sombre"
Kieran: "I don't like black women! No its not it's true it's black men i don't like, and black women,..... and black women have usually been with black men, so therefore avoid black women too. Now I'd know that I'd sooner go with an ugly white bird than a beautiful black one! No that's not true either cause you know I wouldn't see the beauty I don't see the beauty I can't see the beauty I just see the blackness."
Maria pauses for a moment
Maria: "Am I supposed to totter out of here now in high heels clutching a hacky?"
Kieran: "Whatever"
Maria: "Would you say that to a black man?"
Kieran thinks for a second
Kieran: "Possibly not"
Maria: "Certainly not!..... But I don't hate you for being a coward,..... I don't hate you for being a racist either. How can I when it's not your fault? It's born out of poverty and ignorance, it's born with bigative parents, narrow minded parents, parents who themselves have bigative narrow minded parents. How can I blame you for being a racist anymore than I can blame some homeless crippled beggar for having bad teeth?"
Maria chuckles. Kieran stares at her for a while and then quickly stands up and leaves
Maria shouts at him as he leaves: "Going so soon?!"
Tuesday, 4 August 2009
The Big Scotland Secret Revealed!!!!
Miles Ahead Success and Review
Me along with seven other Jazz beginners / fanatics of different ages, backgrounds, and experiences from the North East of England, had been taking part in Milestones Workshops held by Adrian Tilbrook of jazzaction, Andy Champion and Noel Dennis (all of whom are some of the best jazz musicians in the North East, if not in England) since late May to late July. There were nine workshops in total (I myself attended seven of them) followed by a performace at the Stockton Fringe Festival 09, in order to show our development and progression in Jazz to a wider audience.
During our performance we played six pieces in total: Footprints, Watermelon Man, You Don't Know What Love Is (Saxophone solo ballard piece), So What, Song for My Father, and Now's The Time.
If anyone can give me the names I'll carve them here with pride".
Monday, 3 August 2009
MJ Tribute Song: Is it a Thriller?
As a result of loving Norwegian Recycling's music, I became intrigued when I found out that he had created a MJ Tribute remix song and had made a video for it on Youtube. The remix itself is called "Wana Be Mixin' Somethin'" (taken from the MJ song "Wana Be Startin' Somethin'") and consits of 13 songs in total, seven of which are MJ songs. The songs included in the mix are:
The song carries on with more lyrics from Timbaland, followed by "Smooth Criminal" playing over the top of the end chorus of "Billie Jean". Another non MJ song then also gives the song a chilling feeling as "Micheal Jackson is dead for History" is echoed in the background. The song then ends with the lyrics "I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, I am for real" repeating itself, which, as the artist himself has stated, is a tribute to MJ's daughter, as the song slowly fades out.
Saturday, 1 August 2009
London - days 3 and 4
For our 3rd day in London, we decided to go and see the Tower of London, followed by a little visit to the National Science Museum. The Tower of London was really enjoyable, as it offered many amazing and varied exhibitions for adults and children; from the mysterious murder of the Twins in the Tower, to the graffiti of prisoners from as early as the 16th Century, and enabled everyone, no matter what age or nationality, to enjoy themselves (although some parts got extremely crowded and busy). The torture chamber itself was a shocking reminder of the former brutality that ran through our history and give brutal images of how prisoners were tortured in the Tower. We also happened to bump into a Beefeater who had some friends who had just bought a house in my home town! Small world.
The best part of the Tower of London was undoubtedly the Royal Crown Jewels exhibition, as we were able to see Royal Crowns and Jewels from King Henry VII's Reign to the Modern Day within an arm's distance. I myself was totally amazed by how close I was able to see the Royal Crown that the Queen herself had worn for her Coronation. When I first heard how close people were able to get to the Royal Jewels, I had some concern as to whether there was enough security in place to protect these valuable mementoes of British History. My concerns however were quickly removed when I myself entered the Chamber where the Jewels were kept, and was introduced to the huge metallic doors that led to the Chamber. It was clear to see that millions (if not billions) of pounds had been invested in the protection of the Jewels and that I therefore had no reason to worry.
Once we had rearranged ourselves for our third theatre show in London after going back to the hotel, we once again had our tea at The Stockpot, where I treated myself to a delicious apple crumble with custard :) Good Times. The third theatre show we went to see was Calendar Girls, as we are big fans of the film and were interested to see how it was done in a London theatre production.
The show itself did not quite meet our expectations, as, although the show was good none the less, it felt too much like a show that we could have seen in Darlington. The show had many funny one-liners throughout, (quite a few which were unfortunately from the film and therefore were not extremely funny for us), humourous interactions between the characters, and the infamous Calendar shooting scene was brillantly done. The play itself also had a good mix of humour as well as sadness, as the particular scene when letters from fans of the calendar, cancer sufferers and cancer survivors were dropped onto the stage was extremely moving. The line when one of the Calendar Girls read out the line "I don't have much to laugh about now, as I am now 16 and have been told that I will not reach 18" was extremely moving as I was reminded that many people of my age are affected by Leukaemia. Despite these nice touches however Calendar Girls would be our least favourite play that we would see in London.
After having another fairly restless sleep in the hotel, (London just wouldn't stop being noisy), our 4th and final full day of London beckoned. For our last day in London we had decided to visit an attraction which I had always wanted to see if we went down to London and had be longing to see ever since we arrived: The famous wax model attraction Madame Tussauds. We aimed to arrive for the opening of the shop at around 9.30 am, the time when Madame Tussauds opened. We arrived there after getting the bus at around 9.40 am and entered the attraction believeing the place to be very quiet, only to find that we had more a hour long queue to join before we could pay for our tickets and then go and see the wax models :( Bad Times.
After queuing for ages and walking past fairly amusing attractions that were designed to stop you becoming bored whilst you were waiting, (my favourite one being the clay shape of David Beckham's foot in it's kicking pose), we finally entered the attraction at a quote decent / fair unquote price of £25 per adult, although we luckily got one ticket free due to a deal we got from getting train tickets down to London. The first part of the attraction included going up a lift to be met by what we were told was a paparazzi / red carpet entrance to the first set of wax models. It was however more like walking along a small corridor with a redish crapet, with drunk people shouting at you from across the street to gain your attention flashing white lights at you! This however would be luckily one of only a few bad parts of the attraction.
In the first part of the attraction we entered the film premiere / red carpet / party room, where we where met by film stars and actors, from the likes of David and Victoria Beckham to George Clooney. I must say that I was astounded by the style of the models, although a few odd ones like John Travolta and Leonardo DiCaprio looked a little bit off, and before you knew I was all over the place dying to get photos with the wax models of my choice. Within a few minutes both me and my mum discovered a new meaning to the word "Busy" and "Overcrowded" as you literally had to get yourself as close to the wax model as possible without ruining anyone's photos, and then throw yourself in front of the model before any else beat you to it, quickly smile for the camera and then get the hell out of there! It was so busy in Madame Tussauds that it was beyond ridiculous. It was so easy to miss a model due to the crowds of people covering them from your view by queuing up to see another model, and it was quite amusing to see people swarm around madly to get to one model, whilst some where left standing to one side with virtually no one next to them.
After then walking past a special staircase that was solely dedicated to Alfred Hitchcook and his famous films, we entered the Sport room section, which lead on to British icons, music stars, and then onto famous world leaders and icons. The Sport section was perhaps my favourite section in Madame Tussauds as it contained a wide range of stunning and excellent models from all sorts of sports past and present, although why they had a was model of a gymnast in the ceiling which you could only see by accident was beyond me. In this room I was able to line up a shot with Tiger Woods, sit next to Pele, meet The Greatest, and battle with an all mighty All Blacks rugby player. Brillant :)
In the Royal / British Section I only stopped to get a picture with Princess Diana, as I was interested in visiting the royal family, Shakespeare (?) or Stephen Hawkings in wheelchair and everything. When we reached the music section we walked in to see some real people standing on the main stage showing some dance moves to youngsters, most noticeably the Moon Walk, and saw a massive crowd to our left. It was soon afterwards that we realised everyone was queuing to get a picture with the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, and that the dancers had been hired in order to cash in on the death of the pop star. After getting pictures with the likes of the Beatles, Robbie Williams, and a crap Gary Barlow, I decided to not queue for a picture with Michael Jackson and headed onto the next section.
In the world leader section, world leaders (surprisingly) and world icons from the past and present were there in their wax model states, along with a random corner containing quote slighty nasty unqoute models with the likes of Hitler and Saddam Hussein :S. I was also surprised to see Boris Johnson there, along with randomly the Vice President of Australia. Hummm. After getting a picture with the one and only Barack Obama, and getting another piece of paper with a number on it, we then headed to the Scream section which was a section that contained a scary ride along with real live actors. I however not wanting to go on the ride skipped this part with my mum and headed onto the next section.
Once we had seen the wonderful and some what wacky wax models in Madame Tussauds, we once again travelled to the National Science Museum in order to see a bit more of the items on show and to gain a better picture of the museum in general. Although we were once again quite tired by the time we had got to the Science Museum (even after eating our emergency supplies of chocolate flapjack), I was amazed by the museum items I would see that day in the Modern World Gallery. I was able to see an older model of mum's very first car, part of a spaceship that was actually used in the Apollo 11 Space mission, and saw the actual model that James D. Watson and Francis Crick had used in 1953 to illustrate the structure of DNA to the world. I was speechless. I was only disappointed by the fact that the very camera that taken the infamous picture of the young girl in Vietnam, Phan Thị Kim Phúc, running towards the photographer Nick Út after a naplam attack in Vietnam, had been removed to be seen in a Museum in America.
After seeing a few more parts of the Museum we then decided to catch the bus back to the hotel in order to see our final musical in London: The Lion King. One of, if not, my most favourite films from my childhood years, which I believe became one of the early signs and stepping stones for my love and future in music and drums. Me and mum had been wanting to see this musical ever since it had come out and could not wait to see what the play was like.
The start of the play was amazing as animals in the scene where Simba is shown to all the animals at Pride Rock appeared from everywhere, including two antelopes, an elephant and a rhino who, to the great shock of the audience, appeared in the Circle Stands and through the audience themselves. I myself was totally amazed by the costumes that were worn by the actors in the play, from Scar's stretchable neck, the puppetry of Zazu, the leopard, the wildebeest in the stampede scene, to Timon who, although he was controlled by a man in a green costume, was in my opinion the best costume / puppet in the entire show, as you soon didn't see the man in green costume and actually believed that he was there in the flesh.
After having our fourth, and yet another restless, night in London, we simply just had our Breakfast and went for a short walk in London, before eventually catching our train back home from London's King Cross. We also before returning back home searched for the infamous Platform 9 and three quarters that had been placed in the station, only to find that it had been moved from it's original location and had unfortunately been left to one corner of the station and out of sight. Me and my Mum also thought that they could have made it look nicer and more presentable to the public, but I nonetheless enjoyed taking a photo next to it to make it look as if I was flying into the platform :). Good Times
Our London adventure had come to an end, but it would certainly be one that we would never forget or ever wish to erase from our minds :)
Stay Happy London
Cheeky Lamby
xxxx